MONDAY 9/8/08

DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE FUTURE OF PLASTIC SURGERY?

TUESDAY 9/9/08

THIS CRAZY BITCH DRESSED AS A SHARK IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEM....

WEDNESDAY 9/10/08

OKAY...SMUGGLING HAS JUST GOTTEN OUTRAGEOUS NOW

THURSDAY 9/11/08

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY IN MY IMAGINATION...

Friday 9/12/08

HEY...IT'S A LOT SAFER THAN BRINGING SOME SKEEZ FROM THE BAR HOME...

MONDAY 8/18

OUCH! CLIP YOUR FINGERNAILS BEFORE YOU DIG IN THERE!

TUESDAY8/19

THIS IS A REAL CAT WITH FOUR EARS!!

WEDNESDAY 8/20

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE'S A STARBUCK'S ON EVERY CORNER

THURSDAY 8/21

(GASP!) HONEY...CAN YOU PUT MY HEELS AWAY? YOU'RE SCRATCHING UP THE DRYER

FRIDAY 8/22

DUN....DUN....DUNDUNNNNNNN

MONDAY 8/11

THAT EXPLAINS IT...

TUESDAY 8/12

"MMHMM THAT'S A FIRM ASS. YES SIR. BARBARA...WHY DON'T YOU START DOING SAND VOLLEYBALL..."

WEDNESDAY 8/13

MMM....I'D LOVE ME SOME BLACK ANUS...

THURSDAY 8/14

THINK I CAN SEE YOUR WARM FRONT LATER?

FRIDAY 8/15

BRITNEY...THIS WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T STOP....

MONDAY 7/28

FINALLY!!!!!

MONDAY 7/21

TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE

TUESDAY 7/22

ARE HIS LEGS SHORT OR IS HE JUST HUNCHED OVER? POOR GUY

WEDNESDAY 7/23

JUST FROM THE WAY THE COP'S STANDING...I'M PRETTY SURE HE WISHES HE WAS THE HOSE....

THURSDAY 7/24

AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ALL SWEET AND INNOCENT...

FRIDAY 7/25

I'M ASSUMING HE WAS EMBARASSED SO HE TRIED TO HIDE?....

MONDAY 7/14

HOW DO YOU MISS YOUR TURN BY THAT MUCH?

TUESDAY 7/15/08

DEATH WISH

WEDNESDAY 7/16

SOOOOO CONFUSED. NEXT PIC HE'LL BE IN DRAG

THURSDAY 7/17

KINDA DEFEATS THE PURPOSE, EH?

FRIDAY 7/18

WHAT THE F*&K IS THAT?

TUESDAY 7/8

THEY SAY THE LONGER YOU ARE WITH SOMEONE THE MORE YOU START TO RESEMBLE EACH OTHER...

WEDNESDAY 7/9

YOU KNOW THAT GUY IS THE BEST MAN...

THURSDAY 7/10

DAMN! I WAS GOING TO WEAR THAT TODAY

FRIDAY 7/11

WHAT DO YOU THINK HIS TOLERANCE IS?